Attention rich people who may be reading this: what would it take to get you to pay my race fees? There are SO MANY races and bike rides that I want to do, but I am always so, so poor (how sad that the amount of debt I have sometimes makes me regret going to college).
Sadly, I’m also not a very good runner. So that’s probably going to make it hard to convince someone to pay for me to do it. But I want to be a good runner, so that should count for something!
In exchange for your money, I’ll bake you some delicious treats and write about how awesome you are. Sound good?