Attention rich people who may be reading this: what would it take to get you to pay my race fees? There are SO MANY races and bike rides that I want to do, but I am always so, so poor (how sad that the amount of debt I have sometimes makes me regret going to college).
Sadly, I’m also not a very good runner. So that’s probably going to make it hard to convince someone to pay for me to do it. But I want to be a good runner, so that should count for something!
In exchange for your money, I’ll bake you some delicious treats and write about how awesome you are. Sound good?
Are they vegan treats or real treats?
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Sponsor’s choice! 🙂
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Email me sweety. Give the crazy uncle the details.
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